People Suck

The mornings where I wake up and suddenly realise that I hate people and the world in general are frequent these days. Well at least I know what Osama and the Saddam used to feel like before their morning coffee. The world sucks. And I'm not saying that because I am full of angst or driven by negative impulses, well actually I am, it's just that surviving alone in this day and age, is rather pointless. You're born, you grow up, and you die. Good god, what a farkin concept.

Of course the stuff in between makes up for it, but those days are few and far in between especially when you take into account all the farked up people you meet on a daily basis. I say farked, because well they are.

It would seem the world or at least mine anyway is filled with insincere ass wipes and backstabbers who go out of their way to make life miserable or all the little harder for you. And why do they do that? Well for one, they're just idiots, two suffered from a poor upbringing or three, probably gay (yes yes..the fact that you queer ones are offended by that remark means there is some truth to it) and last but not least my personal favourite, they're born with the obsessive need that states their problem is always bigger than anyone else’s.

These insecure ones are the ones you need to steer clear off and I am betting right now that you probably identified a few in your office. And they're probably your bosses. You know the type, they go around preaching the word about washing your cups, and using recycled paper and how their two brilliant ideas should be awarded a Pulitzer because it just shaved a few cents off the office budget and saved the environment too. They’re also the ones that come up with extremely bad ideas and quick to finger point the blame to someone else as soon as afore mentioned idea fails yet again for the 10,000 time.


The need to justify their existence and importance are what drives these deadly scum sucking ones around and you've got only two options in order to stay completely out of harms way. Either get with the programme, lower your own self esteem, and play along or get the hell away from them as fast as you can. I am a strong advocator of the latter which is actually not a good choice seeing that I am into my 6th job in the last four years. Ah well, at least my pride is intact.